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Pranksters Lure Top Ukrainian MP Into 40-Min Talk With ‘NATO’ Phone Recording
| January 2, 2018 | 7:39 pm | humor, Russia, Ukraine | No comments

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Pranksters Lure Top Ukrainian MP Into 40-Min Talk With ‘NATO’ Phone Recording

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A pair of famous Russian telephone pranksters known for fooling politicians worldwide has struck again, this time duping Ukrainian parliament speaker Andriy Parubiy.

Vladimir ‘Vovan’ Kuznetsov and Alexei ‘Lexus’ Stolyarov, two Russian comedians who have gained global notoriety for telephone antics involving politicians including US UN ambassador Nikki Haley, Congresswoman Maxine Waters, Senator John McCain, and Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, have set their sights on a new target, Ukrainian neo-Nazi party founder-turned senior lawmaker Andriy Parubiy.

Posing as NATO Parliamentary Assembly President Paolo Alli, whose voice they were able to record earlier, the pair of jokers fooled Parubiy into speaking for 40 minutes straight to a robot consisting of prerecorded audio clips on some very serious topics.

“The automated robot consisted of phrases from the head of the parliamentary assembly. We played them one by one to Parubiy and his translator. He didn’t realize over the course of 40 minutes that he was speaking to a recording, and gave responses to it,” Stolyarov explained.The main topic on the agenda was a referendum in Ukraine regarding the country’s bid for entry into the NATO alliance. Vovan and Lexus’ Alli ‘told’ Parubiy that the alliance was not exactly thrilled with the referendum idea, since NATO was not exactly popular among Ukrainians and there was a danger that it could fail.

The lawmaker cautiously and repeatedly assured ‘Alli’ that Kiev would be certain to consult with its Western partners ahead of time, and at the moment there are no concrete plans to hold a referendum.

Ukrainian Prime Minister Volodymyr Groysman (L) and Andriy Parubiy, chair of the Ukrainian Parliament, hold bouquets of red roses during a parliamentary session in Kiev on April 14, 2016
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Ukrainian Prime Minister Volodymyr Groysman (L) and Andriy Parubiy, chair of the Ukrainian Parliament, hold bouquets of red roses during a parliamentary session in Kiev on April 14, 2016

“At this stage, the idea of a referendum, voiced by President Poroshenko, is just an idea; we have not launched any organizational processes in this respect,” Parubiy stressed. The politician assured ‘Alli’ that the referendum will continue to be discussed by experts and would be contingent on the position of the NATO Parliamentary Assembly.

Soon after, Alli’s ‘assistant’ joined the conversation, warning Parubiy of a new dangerous kind of “Russian aggression” in the form of a viral internet casino commercial featuring rapper Vitya AK-47. An oblivious Parubiy responded that he had not heard of this potential threat.

Vovan and Lexus’ conversation with the notorious Ukrainian politician is not their first appearance in the media spotlight. The pair garnered the attention of media worldwide last week after calling US UN Ambassador Nikki Haley posing as Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki. During the course of the phone call, the pranksters asked Haley’s opinion on the fictional South China Sea island nation of Binomo, saying that the Russians may have meddled in the island state’s elections, to which Haley replied “of course they did!” Haley also promised to look into a nonexistent claim by President Poroshenko that Kevin Spacey had harassed him in 2015.

 

DPRK will Land On the Sun In 2028 (Joke)
| September 24, 2017 | 8:23 pm | Donald Trump, DPRK, humor | No comments

The DPRK announced that they plan to land on the sun in 2028. This means that North Korea plans to land on the sun in 10 years.

Kim Jong-un was asked about this projected accomplishment. The interviewer asked him how they were going to accomplish this since the sun is so hot.

After thinking for a moment, Kim Jong-un replied that they would land at night.

His supporters responded with thunderous applause.

Donald Trump was asked about the projected accomplishment of Kim Jong un. He replied “That idiot! Everyone knows that there is no sun at night!”

His supporters responded with thunderous applause.

 

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Someone finally put Trump in his proper place!
| March 15, 2017 | 9:23 pm | Donald Trump, humor | No comments
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| January 14, 2017 | 6:30 pm | Canada, Health Care, humor, Texas "Open Carry" | No comments

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Happiness in the work place (humor)
| January 1, 2017 | 1:50 pm | humor | No comments

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Catbert: The one called Dilbert is showing signs of happiness at work. Boss: That means we can give him more work and he won’t quit. Excellent. Is anyone else exhibiting signs of unauthorized happiness? Catbert: No. Everyone else is in the narrow band of misery you want them to be in. If they were any happier, it would mean you’re overpaying them. If they were any less happy, the would take their own lives. If you don’t hear any laughing or screaming, it means you’re doing something right. Boss: What about moans? Catbert: Moans are ideal. That’s the sweet spot.

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What’s all this sniffing about, Mr. Trump?
| September 27, 2016 | 9:36 pm | Donald Trump, humor, political struggle | No comments

By James Thompson

Social media has been all a twitter about a whole lot of sniffing going on last night during the presidential debate. Mr. Trump sniffed his way through the debate. No one really knows the cause of all that sniffing. So, that leaves us to endless speculation.

One commentator asked Mr. Trump this morning about the sniffing, and Mr. Trump replied that he does not have the sniffles and is “perfectly fine.” I guess that rules that out.

An ENT doctor opined that it was not due to a “deviated septum.” So much for that.

Mr. Trump insists that there was something wrong with his microphone.

What could possibly be the matter?

Could it be that there were tiny bugs in Mr. Trump’s nose and/or microphone? These can certainly be a source of irritation and can lead to sniffing.

Could it be that there were tiny feathers in Mr. Trump’s nose and/or microphone?

Could it be that Mr. Trump is developing an unusual form of Tourette’s disorder? If so, will he file for Social Security Disability Income?

Could it be that Mr. Trump was sniffing excessively to distract the public from the lack of content in his remarks?

Could it be that Mr. Trump has some dust residing on his nose hairs?

Could it be that Mr. Trump has a habit of putting some powdery substance in his nostrils to give himself extra energy?

Could it be that Mr. Trump was sniffing because he felt guilty about not paying taxes? Or that he felt sorry for the working people and their children that he has ripped off all these years?

Could it be that the US public will never know the reason for all this sniffing?