Category: humor
Can Texas get any crazier?
| February 12, 2015 | 9:30 pm | Analysis, humor, political struggle, Texas "Open Carry" | Comments closed

By James Thompson

 

Many people in the world are beginning to wonder if something bad got into the water in Texas. Texas is known for its outrageous right wing politicians such as George W. Bush, Ted Cruz, Rick Perry and many others.

 

In the last election cycle, Texas elected Greg Abbott as the successor to Rick Perry for the governor’s office. Mr. Abbott is well known to be a pal of Ted Nugent who is a nutcase, right wing, neo-Nazi rocker. Dan Patrick was elected lieutenant governor. Mr. Patrick has distinguished himself in the past for his admissions to a psychiatric hospital.

 

The Texas legislature has been predominantly right wing for many years now.

 

The legislative struggle would be predictable given this political background. Texas legislators have mired themselves in a senseless struggle over “unlicensed open carry” legislation. If passed, such legislation would legalize the open carrying of handguns. If passed, this legislation would put cowboys back on the streets of Texas. No one seems to be bothered by the fact that a two-year-old shot and killed his mother in a store in Idaho just a few weeks ago. Perhaps Texas legislators should include in the new law a provision which would allow two-year-olds to openly carry handguns.

 

It should be noted that crazed advocates of open carry are now openly harassing legislators who oppose the open carry legislation.

 

In a country where many African-Americans and Muslims have been recently shot and killed in hate crimes, legislation legalizing the open carry of handguns should be disgusting to all people of conscience.

 

Another major legislative focus in Texas is to replace Texas’ “Confederate Heroes Day” holiday with a “Civil War Remembrance Day” to honor all who fought in the Civil War.

 

Many Texas snakes are crawling out from under rocks hissing at any possibility that the Confederate soldiers who fought for slavery might not receive total honor and recognition for their dastardly deeds.

 

If justice is to be served in Texas, someone should propose legislation to establish a day of remembrance for the slaves who contributed so much to Texas history and suffered so much at the hands of the Confederate Texas snakes.

 

The annoying peasant
| February 6, 2015 | 9:29 pm | humor, International, police terrorism, political struggle | Comments closed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWvVFERVA&sns=em

Crisis of Capitalism – video and lecture by David Harvey
| November 24, 2014 | 8:22 pm | Analysis, Economy, humor, International | Comments closed

http://www.thersa.org/events/rsaanimate/animate/rsa-animate-crisis-of-capitalism

Grandmother Attempts Citizen Arrest of Ted Cruz for Being an Arrogant Prick
| November 22, 2014 | 7:06 pm | humor | Comments closed

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http://thelapine.ca/grandmother-attempts-citizen-arrest-of-ted-cruz-for-being-an-arrogant-prick/

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WASHINGTON — Tiny 83-year-old Ida Stanley was taken into police custody early today after she attempted to handcuff and haul away Senator Ted Cruz for “crimes against sanity.”

“Rafael Edward Cruz, I hereby arrest you for being an egotistical asshole,” Mrs. Stanley shouted in front of media cameras as she approached the Junior Senator from Texas outside one of his D.C. homes.

Senator Cruz seemed startled by the white-haired woman walking towards him and immediately ducked and hid behind a nearby old oak tree.

“You have the right to remain silent…and wouldn’t that would be a nice change,” Mrs. Stanley continued as Cruz’ security officers forced the grandmother of four to the ground and “disarmed” her of the toy, plastic Batman handcuffs she had in her hand.

“You have the right to not flap your gums…to cease and desist with cheesy grins,” Mrs. Stanley kept shouting despite being restrained with her arms pinned behind her back.

“To stop talking down to Americans when you’re really not that smart.”

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“If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you…but I think the $1.3 million you got from Comcast to neuter the internet should cover those costs easily.”

Immediately after Mrs. Stanley was “neutralized” by at times up to 6 plainclothes security agents, Capitol Police placed her in the back seat of a cruiser where she smiled and made the V peace sign through the wire-meshed window.

Capital Police Public Safety officer Cliff Walls later told the Washington Post that Mrs. Stanley would not face charges of “domestic terrorism and endangering a public figure” and was being released into the care of her granddaughter and two grandchildren.

“I can confirm that Senator Cruz has applied for a 500-yard restraining order and has requested Mrs. Stanley undergo a background check and be banned from possessing weapons,” said Walls.

“Mrs. Stanley reminds me of my Nana,” he added.

Comcast has reportedly cut off Mrs. Stanley’s cable and internet service.

Robin Steele
Reportering for The Lapine